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HAUNTLESS
GOTH MOMMY MILKERS TEE
GOTH MOMMY MILKERS TEE
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$30.00
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HAND PRINTED IN CALIFORNIA.
PRODUCED IN LIMITED BATCHES TO REDUCE OVERPRODUCTION.
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Customer Reviews
No filter. Just excellent taste.
The Goth Mommy Milkers tee by Hauntless gets straight to the point. This funny goth T-shirt is for anyone whose sense of humor belongs nowhere near a polite dress code. Part of our Halloween 2026 collection, it brings a shameless streak to your alternative streetwear rotation.
Wear it to the next show with ripped jeans and boots, or throw it on for a late coffee run that turns into an all-night hang. Soft ring-spun cotton feels comfortable against your skin, and the lightweight fabric layers easily beneath an open shirt or jacket. The outfit is simple. The conversation it starts might not be.
Looking for a goth statement tee that doesn't take itself too seriously? Here it is. Keep the accessories heavy, the small talk short, and the shirt in rotation long after spooky season ends. Some things are better left unsaid. You wore them instead.
The details
- 100% ring-spun cotton; heather blends vary by color as listed below.
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric.
- Double stitching at the neckline and sleeves for added durability.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
- Quarter-turned construction to avoid a crease down the center.
Fabric and color notes
Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Dark Heather and Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton. Graphite Heather: 50% polyester, 50% cotton. White may appear off-white rather than bright white. Dark speckles are expected in Natural fabric. Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.
Made when you order
This tee is made especially for you after you place your order, so delivery takes a little longer than it would for a ready-made item. On-demand production helps reduce overproduction. Check the measurements below before choosing your size.
Size guide
| Size | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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WE OFFER FAST, RELIABLE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS.
FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $120.
STANDARD SHIPPING: 3–5 BUSINESS DAYS.
EXPRESS SHIPPING: 1–2 BUSINESS DAYS.
ALL ORDERS ARE CAREFULLY PACKED AND SHIPPED FROM CALIFORNIA.
WE ACCEPT SIZE EXCHANGES ONLY IF:
- THE ITEM IS UNWORN AND UNWASHED
- TAGS (IF APPLICABLE) ARE STILL ATTACHED
- THE EXCHANGE REQUEST IS MADE WITHIN 7 DAYS OF DELIVERY
- THE ITEM IS RETURNED IN ORIGINAL CONDITION
CUSTOMERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR RETURN SHIPPING COSTS UNLESS THE ITEM ARRIVED DAMAGED OR INCORRECT.
DUE TO LIMITED INVENTORY, WE CANNOT GUARANTEE AVAILABILITY FOR EXCHANGES. IF YOUR REQUESTED SIZE IS SOLD OUT, STORE CREDIT WILL BE ISSUED