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HAUNTLESS
GOTH MOMMY MILKERS
GOTH MOMMY MILKERS
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$65.00
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FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $120.
STANDARD SHIPPING: 3–5 BUSINESS DAYS.
EXPRESS SHIPPING: 1–2 BUSINESS DAYS.
ALL ORDERS ARE CAREFULLY PACKED AND SHIPPED FROM CALIFORNIA.
RETURNS
RETURNS
WE ACCEPT SIZE EXCHANGES ONLY IF:
- THE ITEM IS UNWORN AND UNWASHED
- TAGS (IF APPLICABLE) ARE STILL ATTACHED
- THE EXCHANGE REQUEST IS MADE WITHIN 7 DAYS OF DELIVERY
- THE ITEM IS RETURNED IN ORIGINAL CONDITION
CUSTOMERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR RETURN SHIPPING COSTS UNLESS THE ITEM ARRIVED DAMAGED OR INCORRECT.
DUE TO LIMITED INVENTORY, WE CANNOT GUARANTEE AVAILABILITY FOR EXCHANGES. IF YOUR REQUESTED SIZE IS SOLD OUT, STORE CREDIT WILL BE ISSUED.
ECO-FRIENDLY
ECO-FRIENDLY
HAND PRINTED IN CALIFORNIA.
PRODUCED IN LIMITED BATCHES TO REDUCE OVERPRODUCTION.
- 7 DAY RETURNS
- Complimentary Global Shipping on $120+ Orders
- Every Purchase Helps Support Small Artists
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Customer Reviews
Subtle was never the plan.
The Goth Mommy Milkers hoodie by Hauntless is for people who like their humor loud and their wardrobe on the dark side. Part of our Halloween 2026 collection, this funny goth hoodie puts the attitude up front. No explanation required. Probably no explanation worth giving.
Pull it on for a late-night snack run, a horror marathon, or the cold walk home after a show. The soft cotton-blend construction and warm hood make chilly evenings easier to handle, while the front pouch pocket gives your hands somewhere to hide. Pair it with black denim and boots when you're heading out, or keep it comfortable for a night in with questionable movies and excellent company.
This is alternative streetwear without the serious face. Keep it in rotation through spooky season and beyond, because a statement hoodie doesn't need a calendar's permission.
Fit: read before ordering
This hoodie runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. Check the chest width and length measurements below before choosing your fit.
The details
- 100% cotton face.
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester.
- Front pouch pocket.
- 3-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings.
- Self-fabric patch on the back.
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan.
Made when you order
This hoodie is made especially for you after you place your order, so delivery takes a little longer than it would for a ready-made item. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Size guide
| Size | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| 4XL | 30 | 33 |
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WE OFFER FAST, RELIABLE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS.
FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $120.
STANDARD SHIPPING: 3–5 BUSINESS DAYS.
EXPRESS SHIPPING: 1–2 BUSINESS DAYS.
ALL ORDERS ARE CAREFULLY PACKED AND SHIPPED FROM CALIFORNIA.
WE ACCEPT SIZE EXCHANGES ONLY IF:
- THE ITEM IS UNWORN AND UNWASHED
- TAGS (IF APPLICABLE) ARE STILL ATTACHED
- THE EXCHANGE REQUEST IS MADE WITHIN 7 DAYS OF DELIVERY
- THE ITEM IS RETURNED IN ORIGINAL CONDITION
CUSTOMERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR RETURN SHIPPING COSTS UNLESS THE ITEM ARRIVED DAMAGED OR INCORRECT.
DUE TO LIMITED INVENTORY, WE CANNOT GUARANTEE AVAILABILITY FOR EXCHANGES. IF YOUR REQUESTED SIZE IS SOLD OUT, STORE CREDIT WILL BE ISSUED