SKULL CAMO PURPLE LOGO
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Running from your demons? Swimming in bad decisions? Perfect — these short shorts were made for exactly that. Lightweight, fast-drying, and just revealing enough to make people uncomfortable at gas stations. Whether you’re hitting the gym, the beach, or spiraling into your next identity crisis — we got you covered (barely).
91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex — stretchy enough to handle your poor life choices
Four-way stretch moisture-wicking fabric (sweat happens, embrace it)
Breathable, fast-drying, and built to survive both cardio and chaos
UPF 50+ — block the sun, not the shade
Mesh side pockets for snacks, secrets, or whatever’s left of your dignity
2.5” inseam — because thigh is high fashion
Grab a pair. Or don’t. But if you show up in basketball shorts again, we’re judging you.
91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex — stretchy enough to handle your poor life choices
Four-way stretch moisture-wicking fabric (sweat happens, embrace it)
Breathable, fast-drying, and built to survive both cardio and chaos
UPF 50+ — block the sun, not the shade
Mesh side pockets for snacks, secrets, or whatever’s left of your dignity
2.5” inseam — because thigh is high fashion
Grab a pair. Or don’t. But if you show up in basketball shorts again, we’re judging you.
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |