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Your closet called. It’s tired of your basic sh*t.
This is the tee that makes all your other clothes look like they came free with a phone plan. Soft as hell, tough as your daddy issues, and printed with a design straight from the depraved minds of Emma May Byte & Hauntless Apparel — this shirt’s here to corrupt, offend, and outlive your one-night stands.
🖕 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to touch your nipples, strong enough to survive your bad decisions
💦 Double-stitched sleeves & neck — so it doesn’t fall apart like your self-control
🩹 Quarter-turned — no stupid crease down the middle
🍆 Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — for when you actually carry the weight of your shame
⚖️ 4.5 oz/yd² — light on your body, heavy on the attitude
⚠️ White tee comes a little off-white — like your search history.
This is limited edition. If you miss it, go cry into your thrift store band tee.
This is the tee that makes all your other clothes look like they came free with a phone plan. Soft as hell, tough as your daddy issues, and printed with a design straight from the depraved minds of Emma May Byte & Hauntless Apparel — this shirt’s here to corrupt, offend, and outlive your one-night stands.
🖕 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to touch your nipples, strong enough to survive your bad decisions
💦 Double-stitched sleeves & neck — so it doesn’t fall apart like your self-control
🩹 Quarter-turned — no stupid crease down the middle
🍆 Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — for when you actually carry the weight of your shame
⚖️ 4.5 oz/yd² — light on your body, heavy on the attitude
⚠️ White tee comes a little off-white — like your search history.
This is limited edition. If you miss it, go cry into your thrift store band tee.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Use our size chart to find your perfect fit.
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