{"product_id":"goth-mommy-milkers-tee","title":"GOTH MOMMY MILKERS TEE","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNo filter. Just excellent taste.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Goth Mommy Milkers tee by Hauntless gets straight to the point. This funny goth T-shirt is for anyone whose sense of humor belongs nowhere near a polite dress code. Part of our Halloween 2026 collection, it brings a shameless streak to your alternative streetwear rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the next show with ripped jeans and boots, or throw it on for a late coffee run that turns into an all-night hang. Soft ring-spun cotton feels comfortable against your skin, and the lightweight fabric layers easily beneath an open shirt or jacket. The outfit is simple. The conversation it starts might not be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for a goth statement tee that doesn't take itself too seriously? Here it is. Keep the accessories heavy, the small talk short, and the shirt in rotation long after spooky season ends. Some things are better left unsaid. You wore them instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton; heather blends vary by color as listed below.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) fabric.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble stitching at the neckline and sleeves for added durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuarter-turned construction to avoid a crease down the center.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric and color notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Dark Heather and Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton. Graphite Heather: 50% polyester, 50% cotton. White may appear off-white rather than bright white. Dark speckles are expected in Natural fabric. Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMade when you order\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee is made especially for you after you place your order, so delivery takes a little longer than it would for a ready-made item. On-demand production helps reduce overproduction. Check the measurements below before choosing your size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSize\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hauntless","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67775713345610,"sku":"7267093_474","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67775713378378,"sku":"7267093_505","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67775713411146,"sku":"7267093_536","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67775713443914,"sku":"7267093_567","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67775713476682,"sku":"7267093_598","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67775713509450,"sku":"7267093_629","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0257\/4879\/9562\/files\/mommymilkersfront.png?v=1792647905","url":"https:\/\/www.hauntless.com\/products\/goth-mommy-milkers-tee","provider":"Hauntless","version":"1.0","type":"link"}